So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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