I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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