I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
