He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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