He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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