My girlfriend figured out who you are.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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