I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
BRING THE BAGELS
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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