he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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