MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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