I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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