can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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