Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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