your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
