So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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