I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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