Do you still have your period?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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