Do vagina's smell?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I FOUND THE LEGS
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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