I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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