ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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