ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Randomize
