Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My liver is preforming stress tests.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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