I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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