when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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