Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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