white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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