What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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