Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
nutella sex= disaster
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Do plants get herpes?
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