Im at strip club and am horny
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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