..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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