Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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