he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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