So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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