Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
they need to just BURY HIM!
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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