Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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