Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Say something about gay babies.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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