So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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