uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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