he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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