In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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