How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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