Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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