No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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