thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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