We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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