im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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