So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
vagina is talking i cant
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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