I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just googled if crying burns calories
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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