I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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