He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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