Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize