I'm going to jail i love you
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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