why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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