Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
