yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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