so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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