Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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